Contoh Kempen Umno Dlm Bahasa Inggeris Di Bukit Gantang

Pak A. Samad Said , Sasterawan Negara, beberapa hari yang lalu telah meminta supaya pemimpin Umno berkempen dalam Bahasa Inggeris di Bukit Gantang. Maka teman pun berimaginasi Tan Seri Mohd Taib bin mohd yang pernah didapat bersalah kat Australia kerana membawa berjuta ringgit dengan selambanya.Macam orang tak bersalah.

Dipendikkan cerita , kes ini dapat liputan meluas di alam buana ini. Walaubagaimanapun akhirnya beliau dibebaskan oleh mahkamah Ausrtalia kerana didapati bahawa hamba tuhan ini , tidak pandai berbahasa Inggeris sehingga tidak memahami langsung peraturan Australia mengenai had duit yang dibenarkan untuk dibawa masuk ke negara tersebut.

Bayangkan cabaran Pak A. Samad Said telah disambut dengan senang hati oleh matan menantu Sultan Selangor suatu waktu dulu dan merangkap mantan Menteri Besar Selangor. Dan kini bakal Timbalan Presiden Umno kalau Mahyuddin tewas!!!:-

Lady and gentleman

You all sure knew me very-very well. I am Tan Seri Mohd Taib. People always call me Mike Tyson. The boxer champion.

Tonight we joint together, Malay, Chinese and Indians. Why we joint together?. Because you all know we must compulsory Bukit gantang will fell again into our hand. Only Barisan,!!!!yes only Barisan Nasional can sure you all many happiness and kemewahan to the rakyat of Bukit Seguntang. Oh sorry , i mistaken . I means , Bukit Gantang not Bukit Seguntang.

I don't want to talk many because i am very-very busy .I got to go to much more kempen in the area of Bukit Gantang Parliment. But I like to told you, that we put Barisan best candidate in this small election. He also can speak good English like me. As Malay people always said :Dia calun serba boleh.

And I like to told you all that our candidate is very cleaning person. He did'nt like to carry million of ringgit wherever he went. He did'nt like to take money coffee. The opposition candidate are very-very naughty fellow. If he won, i sure he will eat money coffee. Did you all wanted this kind of candidate to be your MP? Better said nolah to Pakatan Rakyat or Pas candidate.

Pleaselah , give your undi to Barisan Nasional candidate. If you all undi Barisan, we sure made up Bukit Gantang just like Ipoh city. We will built beautiful-beautiful building like schools, public toilets, masjid, tokkong, and kuil . You all will live long time because everybody are very happy. Right? If you don't undi BN candidate, we stop project so you all will supper!!!!

Ok, i like to thanks you all because you all listening to my lecturing with full heart. Hidup Barisan!!!

Before i went to other places, i like to called upon my dear friend ,no other else it was Mr Ali Rustam to give lecturing about why you all got to support BN candidates. Lady dan gentleman, please welcoming him with a very-very big-big claps!!